January 2012
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“I was watching Obama last night, and then I watched the Republican response, and...”
– Another gem from Phillip. Today I’m moving rooms, so Phillip will no longer be my desk neighbor. There will be tears.
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Phillip's favorite
Phillip: Does anyone remember Blanky from the Brave Little Toaster?
Me: Yeah...why??
Phillip: (a long sigh)...isn't he AMAZING!?!?
December 2011
25 posts
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Phillip's on fire
Phillip: ...Bonjour...bonjour...
Me: ...are...you singing the opening song of Beauty and the Beast?!
Phillip: I TOLD you I get crazy songs stuck in my head!!
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Phillip strikes again
Phillip: I always get the craziest songs stuck in my head.
Austin: What song is stuck in your head?
Phillip: The Star Spangled Banner.
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“Hi, Katie, this is Nurse Nicole at Dr. Coupet’s office. Your blood work...”
– voicemail from my nurse last night.
Hanson is releasing a beer in 2012... called... →
missingsun:
tonyno:
This is basically the best thing I’ve heard all week.
This is fantastic.
November 2011
53 posts
Texts with my brother
Me: Can you be awesome and give me your pants size?
Brother: Hey hope your doing well sorry we missed u last Thursday. My waist size between 36 and 38 and length as long as u can get why what's up?
Me: It's gonna be a Gap/Banana Republic type of Christmas this year....
“As ‘Jo Calderone’ at the VMAs, she instantly made every female star who had pink...”
– Vanity Fair on Lady Gaga (via ladyxgaga)
darrellcouture asked: If I buy you the kitchen, are you going to prepare food while wearing pearls and a cocktail dress?
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